Better jokes
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!