Better jokes
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
It works, my brother has never slept better
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?