Better jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Memes
It works, my brother has never slept better
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?