Better jokes
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Memes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌