My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.