Better jokes
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
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Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.