VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
