Better jokes
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
you.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.