Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
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Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
