Better jokes
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!