Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
My favorite quote will always be, “Sketchy candy is better than no candy”
- One of the thousands of missing children
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
A guy finds a genie…
He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”
“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”
Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What’s better than a pile of dead babies.
One that’s alive in the middle that has to eat it’s way out.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.