My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.
i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles
