My favorite quote will always be, “Sketchy candy is better than no candy”

  • One of the thousands of missing children

My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

They say masterbation is better with a dead arm

Apparently I ruined that funeral

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

A guy finds a genie…

He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”

“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

I’m better than you in every single way… I even have an extra chromosome.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

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