Best jokes

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!

Ching chong kading dong.

(My best words ever used).

Your life is the best joke ever.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.