Best Jokes

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best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

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My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"

What's the best haircut.

Chemotherapy

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."