Best jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Germany is the best!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.