i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What's the best thing about beating up orphans
They can't tell they're parents
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
When I die can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer
Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get
A: a no-bell prize
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
I love you
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
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What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
Germany is The best🥳🥳
Jow do you make a tissue dance you put a boghie in it
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
