Best jokes
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
I tried my best
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
School is the best!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Yellow is the best.