Best jokes
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Im the best at tetris
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
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