Best

Best Jokes

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home

Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.