Q.what's the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Friends: You wanna hang with us? Me: No, I wanna hang myself
You learn from the best.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
