Best jokes
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr