Best jokes
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
Memes
who wouldnt?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.