Best jokes

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot!

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

When is a priest's best compromise?

A failed Baptism.

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them!