Best jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Cyber bullying at its best
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!