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Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
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my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. đ
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didnât explode.đ
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towersđ
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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
