just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America? Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.