What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
Who makes the best anteaters??? Uncle's..(Aunt eaters)
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
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