Best jokes

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

Where do ducks poop out of?

From their buttquack.

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them!

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

What's the best finger for fingering A minor?

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?

A: A no-bell prize.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!