Best jokes
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
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I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
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So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.