Best Jokes

I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

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The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃

What's the best finger for fingering A Minor?

hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.

*your a real best Gwen*

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because They don't need permission from their Parents

what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer

Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get

A: a no-bell prize

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”