What’s the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer
Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get
A: a no-bell prize
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
