Belief jokes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Do y'all love God?
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
No... He got nailed! 😅
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Like if you love God and Jesus.