Being jokes
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."