Being jokes
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. Your other brothers can't deny that she's fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F. 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef. And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!