Being jokes
School's being safe.
I want to be a pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.