Being jokes
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
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The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?