Being jokes
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Be nice.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.