Being jokes

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.