Being jokes
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What should my next YT vid be about?
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!