Being jokes
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."