Being jokes

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.