Being jokes
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.