Behavior jokes

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

What screams I’m insecure?

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.