Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Be nice.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
