Behavior jokes
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke