Behavior jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Memes
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"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What screams I’m insecure?
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲