Behavior jokes
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Suck my ass, guys!
Gwen, why are you so nice?
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You are all fucking disgusting!
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.