Behavior jokes
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Amelie is a meanie.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.