Behavior Jokes

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it

why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner

is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason

how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''

Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.

We don't live in their heads

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)

What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler

How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say

hahahahaha.........Autism.

Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions Hallucination

What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl