Behavior

Behavior Jokes

Hot Dog

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Orphan

If youโ€™re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Emo

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

Baby

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Orphan

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

People

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Woman

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Man

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.

Kid

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Student

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Orphan

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Wife

My wife said I didnโ€™t listen to a single thing she says.

What a weird way to start a conversation!

Apple

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Orphan

If youโ€™re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?