Behavior jokes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"