Behavior jokes
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Drama queens be like: =- (
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!