Behavior jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.