Behavior jokes

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

They say they'll stay, but I left first.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.

What a weird way to start a conversation!

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.