Behavior jokes

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

They say they'll stay, but I left first.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.

What a weird way to start a conversation!

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Gwen, why are you so nice?

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.