Behavior Jokes

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower

if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not

Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.

wtf is wrong with people?-

everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted

vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person

Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it

how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''