Bed jokes
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
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I love my bed and Taylor swift and Tate McRae and tower 28 concealer and morphe blush and Kajal and maroon liplinee abd NYX fat gloss and Lynette scavo and Celina Juarez and pinkie pie and honey and pasta and gym and abs and my home and my sister's and my friends and Ava max and my bed
so this night was eventful and sleepless i went to bed right at my moms bf got home, and he stormed in here and started packing all his shit. soon my mom got home, and they started talking, and apprently, she keeps on flirting with other guys. once he leaves my mom goes with him. aprrently dnaiel is driving the truck, and my moms like "i dont like how your driving, let me drive" jst constast, so he gets out and and t… Read more
I'm gathering the pieces people had broken off of me. I'm rebuilding my self, a new hope in my eyes. I will strive to my military dreams. To my career. To my lover, My other. For my friends. Dor my future children. I want nothing bad to them ever. I will keep working hard. fixing myself. I am not an object to break and rebuild, neither are you. You are important too, strive for success long enough. It never comes eas… Read more