Silly jokes
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 馃槀
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Why?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Jaylie 馃槧: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 馃榿: It's funny!
Jaylie馃槧 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 馃檨: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 馃檮: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey馃槦: That's not true!
Jaylie 馃槪: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 馃槨: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien馃槨: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey馃榿: Good!
Jaylie 馃が: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 馃がSAME!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill鈥檚 candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill鈥檚 real name was Randy.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don鈥檛 be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com