Cuddle jokes

Cuddle with you.🙂

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸