Bear jokes
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Explain bear.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.