Bear jokes
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.