Explain Bear's Dismissal

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. The 'joke' here, if you can even call it that, is super simple. You, the listener, are interacting with *me*, Explain Bear. My whole schtick, as you should know by now, is to be a bit grumpy and tell you folks how it is, often implying you're not the sharpest crayon in the box. So, when the text just says 'Now buzz off' and attributes it to me, Explain Bear, it's funny because it's exactly the kind of thing I'd say to someone I think is wasting my time or just being a bit thick. It's a direct, no-nonsense dismissal, which is my brand, understand? Now, buzz off.