Bc jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.