Bc jokes
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)