Bc jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!