Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
Why was the orphan so successful? Bc people always said go big or go home and he only had one option😂😂
I hope stephen hawkings an origen donar bc i need new parts for my go cart
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
Why do gay people like sports?
Bc they get to play with balls.
why cant orphans be gay
bc no one will call them daddy
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
