If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Bc Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
