Bc jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Bc they're good at it.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?