Bc jokes
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.