Bc jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)