Secret Battle Plans

Yes

frfr

indeed

Agreed

his name is general jimmy

should I also terrorize Breandon for y'all

Yes

alright

my redbull is so yummy

Bro became self-aware. Jkjk

Crazy

he ends up in a car crash, the council has no remorse or mercy. just malice

damn

Damn indeed

Thats my fucking country right there man

i hate twinks

I kinda want that gun

too bad

i ate it

Is that the lesbian guy that got rejected from art school

NO

ITS NOT HITLER

Wait we should come up with ideas on how to terrorise him

hell yes

Nobody likes him in my class anyway :/

Throw concrete ballons at him

bet

Ohhh so thats where he came from

yep

Hes an annoying lil shit

i know

he pisses me off so bad

How'd he find this site

looking at helenes computer

Weirdi

Weirdo

he gets everything fucking blocked too

Ew

like he searched up 'Butt' in the school computer

and literally searched up ice spice one time

...

he has a horrible reputation

but yeah

nobody likes him cus he just doesn't really fit in. not in an outcast way

us outcasts rejected him too,

he uses insults from google

Thats not as bad as the time a student from my school did the nazi salute in spanish class

oh

Crazy

ikr

i have german in me so i cant get a taxi </3

Damn

its gonna be hell in vegas when im older then

Just dont go to texas then

ogay

back to talking about that fuckass slut ass whore motherfuckig cunty ass bitch that fucks himself in the ass with a branch.

i have a passion of hating him

Yknow what would be funny?

?

Throwing water balloons at his computer

that would be hella funny

and i deadass have water balloons.

Infront of his face

but i amnot getting suspended for that shit </3

fuck yes

maybe when he goes home i will throw a water balloon at him

Hide in a bush and do it

bet

and ima put some gay ass perfume in there so he smells like the twink he is

Throw a ballon filled with glue on his pants so that it lowk looks like he jerked it

alright

and the glue i have is hard to get out of clothes

Perfect

indeed

ima have to delete this too so that way he won't know what hits him in the back of his head

Yes

Hopefully he didnt watch this behind our backs

real

or im cooked i fear

Fr

him fr

don't ask why i have that

I dont see a difference between him and.. uhh.. that thing

a femboy

I feel like someone would say hear me out on that thing

Yeah, such weirdos (i totally didnt save it btw)

WHAT

i have more femboy shit

Him lowk

Thats his reaction to seeing someones butt

real

do you want more to use against him image-wise

No

okay

You can use them against him instead

:3

Thats how he dresses up for christmas

real

this is him during halloween. trust

i dont know why this is in my saved images anymore

Nah thats what he usually wears

His second father gave him that dress for christmas

which father

sadly he just wears a gay ass hoodie and weird fucking sweatants

and he looks bald rn

^^

ah okay

Him and another guy

yup

Who do we think his boyfriend is

i feel like there is smt going on between him and the new kid

cosmo

wait no

cosmo shouldnt be done dirty like that

Hes too old for cosmo

real

WAIT

this is his bf

His boyfriend might be RAPBOAT

WAIT

YEAH DEADASS

They both make music posts

true.

Adolfette

Heeheehitler

this is breandan and his bf

Hitluxurious.

NOO

THATS CRAZY

It just came to my mind

damn

Joe biden AU

Thats crazy

isnt my fit so tuff

Bro why cant i stop looking at this

idk bro

Whys he got 13 limbs

you might like it gang

he is a little special

Nahhh bro i think he might have down syndrome

13 limbs is crazy

(Breendann has an extra chromosome)

that is NOT my son

is my magnet tuff (ignore my kid, hes a little special :>)

That magnet sticks out like a sore thumb

bro what do i do, my hamster is tweaking

ikr

man i loved visiting there

i wonder why it chased us :>

My dog doesnt count as wildlife

damn, my bad bro

I mean you gotta take your anger out on someone

His dih

damn

wait no

its nonexistent

Oh wait it should be a banana sucking up another banana

yes

Mb bro

its alr gang

it wasnt your faul

you aint know

pinkie pieee

oh shit

you spawned out of nowhere

lmao

heheh

Does pinkie pie summon bro?

MY LITTLE PONY DOES

yes

I think you mean "donkey fantasy cartoon"

i am spike

i will cry

and i am a little bitch

sue me

cant

ORANGUTAN MUFFIN

whuduhfuhk

i cant type

i edit messages sm

BUT ITS OK

I read the whole thing

that's amazing!

i used to watch him all the time

The second half was harder to read due to me losing braincells

good

i hurt my kitten.

😭

Him and rapboat

Fr

lowkey disrespectful

😮

why cant my teacher pretend the assignment is done

its not that hard

exactly

like

it takes sm less time for them to js put a 100 in a grade book

FUCK school in GYATT

lets pretend that i did turn it in and its not sitting in the bottom on my backbag untouched

why would i put hours of effort in

EXACTLY

saves both us time

frfr

brb. gotta get me another energy drink

Wouldnt it be funny if school burnt the fuck down? 😂🤣

no cus im homeschooled

i like my house

Ok what if the teachers burnt tf down

sure my parents dont teach me

The worst teacher in fiction is better than the best teacher in real life

crazy 😭

back. im officially out of energy drinks. I had ten in the fridge this morning

Youre gonna driwn in energy drink bro

Drown

good

your hearts gonna explode

YAY

How are energy drinks made? Doesnt energy get electrocuted in liquid?

idk

theres a popular case where a woman cut off her husbands penis

oh?

tell me more

and then put it in the dumpster at her work

cus he was hurting her

cus he was drunk

deserved

and she was fed up with it cus it happened a lot

Thats a waste of fine food

1000%

he lowk desered that

he did

it wasnt the first time hed done that either

fixing to run him over with my dads car frfr

Shouldve cut off his head

he shoved his meat in her when she said no

so she took his meat away

or his limbs off and skin slowly

damn

You can cook and eat it

the forbidden hot dog

lemme beat that guys ass

true

yep

i also have sum depressing ass images

just cus

Now he cant jerk it

wild

how long have we been yappin-

Lol, franks furter

An hour

DAMN

yall r lowk more interesting then my band directors insults

and thats pretty interesting

damn

Crazy

Would be funny if his name was Frank

What kinda insults does he have

they are diabolical

trust me

Hes like a musical version of Gordon Ramsey?

yup

i called him a wife for the other music teacher and he said he was the side chick so he could dip when stuff got real

Thats crazy, LOL

real

my little pony fucking songs just started playing

I think Mal hacked my TV

yes i did

Why did my little pony fuck songs?

Whos songs?

uh

some shit like under my spell

aw damnit

type shit I send to my friends

Horse emojis? But theyre making dog noises

also UK, My bad for making you lose your last braincells

i have no fucking idea man

Its alright i had a little amount to begin with

true

GET MLP OFF MY FUCKING TV

"The whole walking circus self up" made me laugh harder than it shouldve

crazy

you should def use that insult

Ima use it on breendann

GOOD

oh you know damn well he will be fucking insilted

and he will use fuckass google insults

"Dive deeper with google AI" ahh insults

yup

my WJE just crashed vro

Same

I think it was a universal problem

true

i thought my laptop was tweaking

ima sleep. gn

Goodnight

I believe the energy drinks are kicking in now

Cant sleep?