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Man

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Memes

Dairy

A vintage comic book cover features Batman on the left and The Diddler on the right. The Diddler is holding bottles of 'gummy' and 'dairy' while saying 'Diddle me this, Batman!'. The text at the top reads, 'Batman versus The Diddler!'

Text

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

Pennywise

shIT

A dark image shows Batman facing Pennywise, who is offering him a red balloon. The text on the image says "OH SHIT...".

Comic

Batman

The cover of a Batman comic book titled "Nosferatu" with an image of the vampire Nosferatu in the foreground. There is also a skeletal figure behind him and an old building in the background. The text at the bottom reads "RANDY LOFFICIER JEAN-MARC LOFFICIER TED MCKEEVER".

Childhood

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows Batman with the text "Childhood is when you idolize Batman." The second panel shows the Joker with the text "Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive."

Gay

GAY AF

The image displays a humorous comparison. On the left side, a Lego set called 'Everyone Is Awesome' features minifigures arranged in rainbow colors, labeled 'literally a pride lego set.' On the right side, Lego figures of Batman and Joker from *The Lego Batman Movie* face each other intensely, labeled 'these motherfuckers.' The question at the top asks 'which lego is gayer'.

Shit

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

Joker

A statue of Batman holding the Joker in his arms. The Joker is posed as if pregnant with a large belly. Batman looks concerned.

Mind

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

Cornholio

The Dark Cornholio

A cartoon image of Batman standing on a ledge in the rain. He is saying, "I am vengeance! I am the night! I am..." Next to him, a smaller character with a cape is standing with their hands up, saying "...the Great Cornholio!!"

Battle

BATtle

A two-panel image of Batman and Robin. In the first panel, Batman says, "I'm going to battle." Robin asks, "What is tie?" In the second panel, Batman slaps Robin.

Parent

No Parents?

A drawing of the Joker with a concerned expression asking "No parents?"

Distortion

Hahahaha

A close-up image of a person wearing a dark superhero cowl, resembling Batman. The face underneath is heavily distorted, showing a wide, unsettling, maniacal grin with only a single, large central tooth visible.

Superhero

A four-panel image. Top left shows Superman with the word "HOPE" below him. Top right shows Wonder Woman with the word "TRUTH" below her. Bottom left shows Batman with the word "JUSTICE" below him. Bottom right shows Deadpool with the word "BOOBIES!!" coming from a speech bubble.

Community

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I heard there is some furry version of me on here calling himself “Batman.” Where is he?

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