New Batman Jokes

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley

Your hairline design was used as the batman logo

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber

What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

imagine if batman had a family reunion

A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.

Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.