Batman jokes
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide