Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
