What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Cause I am Batman!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
