Batman

Batman jokes

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Kid

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Memes

Superman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Dad

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Orphan

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Kid

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Freak

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Job

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

Robin

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

Orphan

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

Orphan

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)