Batman Jokes

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.

Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny

Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.

IM BATMAN

The p in Batman stands for parents

*Enter password*

'ScoobyDoo'

"Password must contain special character"

'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'

Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.

What is batman's favorite food (ans Just-ice)

what does orphans in Batman have in common.they'll never see their parents again

kid* i want to be like batman *genie* i can make arangments the kid comes homeboth of his parents are dead *genie* i told you *kid* .............................................