Batman jokes
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."