Distortion jokes

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

We can only see 90 degrees.

Dan is very, very bent.