Distortion jokes
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
soon
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
