Distortion jokes
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
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My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
