Distortion jokes

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.