Comic Book

Comic Book Jokes

Mom

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Spiderman

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Orphan

    What did one orphan say to another orphan?

    "Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

    Orphan

    Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

    Me: "You should be Batman."

    Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

    Superman

    Why do people want to jump off buildings?

    Because they want to become Superman.

    Batman

    Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

    A: Batman “returns.”

    Emo

    What do you call a group of emo people?

    "The Suicide Squad."

    Batman

    I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!