Comic Book jokes
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.