Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
