
Comic Book jokes
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
