Batman jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"