Batman jokes
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
I'm Batman.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!