Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
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What's the differencebetween Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
Your hairline look like the batman symbol
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
