Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
What's the differencebetween Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
The p in Batman stands for parents
IM BATMAN
