B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
penis balls cum <3
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.