Balls jokes

Dog

Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him

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    • When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

    Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

    While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

    We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

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    • What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

    I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

    Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

    They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

    How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

    Because she runs away from balls.

    Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

    Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

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    • The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

    You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

    The balls... German men don't have them.