Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Balls Jokes
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I like balls.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
