B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Saying balls go into pussy.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"