Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Balls Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
