Baking jokes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
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What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Pineapple turnover.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).