Baking jokes
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I knead bread.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Banana bread is cute.