Baking jokes
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I knead bread.
Banana bread is cute.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!