You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Baking Jokes
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I knead bread.
Banana bread is cute.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”