Baking jokes
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Memes
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I knead bread.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Banana bread is cute.