Baking jokes
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
I knead bread.
Banana bread is cute.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!